the blizzog @ jamiegaines.com

I got nothing.  Nada.  Zippy.  Zilcho.

I sat down for over a half hour this morning trying to put together a decent Tom Cruise rant.  I couldn't make it come together.  Tom Cruise, people.  That's like [insert witty comparison here for something that is easy], and I couldn't do it.  See, I can't even come up with a witty comparison for something that is easy. 

This is why I haven't been writing much lately.  I'm spent.  I can't think of anything to write about, and even when I have an inkling of an idea I can't put it together when I sit down to type it out.

I don't know if it's the summer or the lack of poor quality reality TV to mock, but I'm in a rut. 

So I'm turning to you, dear blizzog readers.  All ten of you.  Is there anything you would like to see me write about?  Send me your suggestions and I'll give it a shot.